WADE by Pete

well, I was just making the suggestion to keep you from wading in the immature fun-makings (just made that word up, TRADEMARK) of those around you! If you're gonna thumb your nose at me, sir, I believe you should stand down from your pedestal!

ENTERTAINED by Jamie

It was hard to keep the three children entertained. Sitting in the waiting room, with nothing for them to play with except a few blocks designed for babies. News on TV, all adult magazines...I tried to think of any of my childhood stories to tell, but nothing came to mind.

ENTERTAINED by Pete

...I hope you're entertained by the furry protrusion that extends from the small of my back because IT IS STAYING! what do you have to say for your self, sir? 

CERTAIN by Pete

...certainly annoying and the kids always made fun of me; but, what can you do. Now, I'm an adult and yep, I've still got the tail. Plastic surgery, you say? Well, to you sir, I say...

TALE by Pete

sit down. listen to my tale. it's a tale about my tail. Its been growing ever longer since the third grade, when it burst through the skin above my buttocks. its been....

MICROPHONE by Jamie

Somebody pass me the mic! I gotta rhyme fool! No, I'm just kiddin', Jamie don't rhyme. I really hate public speaking, but after this job I've had for the past few months I bet I've improved. I need to start writing my speech for Whit and Todd's wedding...so do you Pete!

LEFT by Pete

I told you the twisty treat was on the left! now, you have to go up to the light and make a U-turn. Hey! Look that guy in the little running shorts just stopped his jog to throw a couple of punches. WOW! That was a kick! Damn, I want some soft serve! put your foot on the gas!

STRAND by Pete

sleeping next to master shedder, you will wake up to find hairs in very unorthodox places on your body. These strands are far longer than the typical hairs found in these positions on the human body and often, they are wrapped in very peculiar ways in very peculiar places.

I see a theme here...

Why does this little one word thing always make me think of being little? Like almost every post I'm talking about playing outside and being care-free....those days must be my "good old days"? Probably.

SCENT by Jamie

the scent of freshly cut grass always takes me back to summer. days where i'd wake up, get dressed and immediately go outside. run and play all day in the yard and later it was time for the beach. i wish i could go back to one of those days, (except i think i would put another coat of sunscreen on) and enjoy playing in the ocean with my parents, only to be rushed home by the threat of the on coming thunderstorm. we always made it home just in time.

SCENT by Pete

i whiffed the scent of muffins from behind the closed door. these weren't the type of muffins that you're probably imagining. these were something like tacos or peaches and they were a plenty. yum yum!

CONE by Pete

i just dropped my ice cream cone on the ground. It was top-heavy, like my ex-girlfriend, and it just fell right off the cone and into the dirt. It was a vanilla soft serve with rainbow sprinkles! Damn! It was delicious! Somebody wipe off that dirt.

LEVEL by Pete

Level 4 of Super Mario World is confusing as hell. I had to google how to beat it; but, it got done! Plus, isn't this the level where you can score a billion lives by bustin' up some worms on star power!

Glimpse by Pete

I caught a glimpse of what it would be like to be a serial killer last night in a dream. I was packing some body parts into a locker and I looked at the door, realizing that if anyone walked through it, I would be caught. The realization that I would have to explain to people what I was ran through my head. Also, the thought that if never discovered, I would still have to rationalize what I was to myself.

EXPLORE by Jamie

When I was a kid, I loved exploring. I was lucky enough, as a kid who likes to explore, to live on a marsh, and have my very own island. Sometimes I can't believe my parents gave me so much freedom. I would walk all around my island, through the knee deep grass that could have been hiding snakes, and then walk knee deep in marsh mud, that could have been hiding, well, anything.

LISTEN by Pete

listen up, JERK! I was swingin' from a tree, eatin' apples when a monkey stole my juice box. That's my story! I have nothing to do with that murder. I DID NOT KNOW that that giant "turkey" leg I was knawing on was actually man flesh.

HIDDEN by Pete

the card was hidden, taped to the lid of the ottoman in the living room. What was on the card? nothing you want to see...NOTHING YOU WANT TO SEE!!! Trust me, it's just Richard and richard.

I just realized that I already did this word. Oh well, here's to seconds!