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CONE by Pete
i just dropped my ice cream cone on the ground. It was top-heavy, like my ex-girlfriend, and it just fell right off the cone and into the dirt. It was a vanilla soft serve with rainbow sprinkles! Damn! It was delicious! Somebody wipe off that dirt.
1 comment:
"it was top heavy like my ex-girlfriend"?? what's that about? and how did you forget "mid-heavy" and "bottom-heavy"? OH! What can I say, you gave me the bait.
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